Decision Dice

Filthy Edition

Can't decide? Let fate and this foul-mouthed little bastard choose for you.

Filth level — required

MildCheeky and rude, light swearing.SpicyProperly foul, lots of swearing.NuclearMaximum filth, constant swearing, aggressively offensive.

Add your three fucking options, you disaster

Option 1Option 2Option 3

Pick your dice's filthy personality

Direct, merciless, and deeply unimpressed by your indecision.

Fill in at least two fucking boxes. Sort yourself out.

How to use, you helpless bastard

Pick how filthy you want the abuse.
Fill in at least two option boxes.
Roll the dice and accept your fucking fate.