Three options enter. One survives.
Decision Dice
Feed it your terrible choices and let a foul-mouthed dice settle the mess.
Use this bastardFilthy Decision Arcade
18+Fuck It
Or Not
Filthy Decision Arcade
Five Rude Ways to Choose
Type the question chewing through your last brain cell and let us make the call.
Just Decide For Me
What the fuck are you deciding?
Want more chaos?
Pick your weapon, coward.
Heads. Tails. Stop bloody stalling.
Flip a Coin
A dedicated coin flip for decisions so simple you should be ashamed.
Use this bastardAsk it. Take the answer. Move on.
Yes or No
The filthy universe delivers a straight answer and judges the question.
Use this bastardPull the lever of bad judgement.
Toxic Slot Machine
Load three options into the reels and chase the jackpot of regret.
Use this bastardSpin your dignity away.
Wheel of Regret
Your options go on the wheel. Whatever it lands on owns your sorry arse.
Use this bastard